2007-03-25 [queen mini egg]: damn straight!

2007-03-26 [~username~]:

2007-03-26 [queen mini egg]: AWE that is soooooooooooo cute!!!

2007-05-09 [Just Simon]: Hello minions!
I mean...
fellow.. woshippers of Dave...
I have been gone for a while.
But now...
I HAVE RETURNED!!
*awesomeness*

2007-05-11 [Dinaer]: All hail the Lord of...ehm...stuff...here...
Welcome back ^-^ *bows head just a tiny fraction*

2007-05-11 [DEFUNCT_ACCOUN T]: *bows to the awesome Daveness* Lord of Gayness, music and simone-ness.

2007-05-30 [~username~]: My Lord! I am not worthy to be in your prescence!!

2007-06-03 [DEFUNCT_ACCOUN T]: (it's presence) er... *goes to get offering*

2007-06-07 [Just Simon]: I get an offering?
Huge piles of awesome.
On a stick.
I have been travelling, spreading the word of DAVE!
(who totally pwns btw)

2007-06-09 [DEFUNCT_ACCOUN T]: the offering is...er... the new transformers theme song

2007-06-09 [queen mini egg]: woohoo after three weeks of no internet i finally have it back...so who missed me...or even noticed i was gone lol

2007-06-09 [Just Simon]: Haha. I did not notice.
I haven't been in Elftown for a long while.
It's true.
I'm not lying to you.

2007-06-09 [queen mini egg]: lol thanks for the honesty ^^

2007-06-09 [Just Simon]: We need to promote some people...
I need some clergy...

2007-06-09 [queen mini egg]: hehe clergy!
that reminds me!
i need to revise history for my exam!
aaaaaaaaaaaaah *runs around in circles screaming like a headless chicken on spead*

2007-06-09 [Just Simon]: I have to ask...
How would a chicken without a head take speed?

2007-06-09 [queen mini egg]: it'd shove it down the hole that was once its neck?

2007-06-11 [~username~]: Or inject itself like any other chicken.

2007-06-11 [queen mini egg]: yeah that too.

2007-06-12 [~username~]: Because that's normal

2007-06-12 [queen mini egg]: whats normal? injecting itself like all the other chickens on drugs?
OMG i saw this thing last night and you know organic food is supposed to be good for you? well these were free range organic chickens wich are supposed to be good for you BUT BUT BUT! they carry so many more germs than other chickens that they can contaminate your kitchen even if you bleach the surfaces and stuff!!!! Scareh!